schmigerrettes

cigarrettes or other smokable plant.
Origin: multiple jumpy spiders smoking cigarrettes

We don't use the word schmigarrette anymore.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

Schmixer

When a person affectionately tickles any orfus on their partner's body with his or her elbow.

Betsy: How did last night go?

Beyonce: Well, we got in to a bit of a kerfuffle, but then he gave me a schmixer to the nostril. How could I stay mad at him after that?!

by MarsupialMary August 10, 2010

hinker schmitzel

the act of messing up, Also used in a game of baseball while the pitcher is getting ready to throw the ball.

hunter said hinker schmitzel to mess me up the pitcher while bailey was hitting and michael was on second base to mess up the pitcher.

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

schizer

scatalogical. having to do with poo. the sexual act of crapping on your mate.

want to watch some schizer videos?

by bbbboooonnnneeee September 19, 2003

Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.

You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!

by The Jesuit August 14, 2010

schmieder

an extremely, extraordinary.. sMELLy vagina

damn that schmieder was TERRIBLE!

by Sir. Lancealot May 27, 2006

Schmiegal

cum, jizz, semen, ejaclulate, sperm

adverb - to schmiegal

to cum

Jay schmiegaled after watching Nick schmiegal who was watching himself schmiegal in the mirror.

by MAD IAN & Geo November 22, 2004