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Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest
Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob
by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012
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Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.
I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.
by LickitySplits July 18, 2019
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Salinger

A person who is nice to everyone and has good leadership skills. They are also a water slaper. Thay are hot and get all the girls. He is also a giga chad
Wow you such a salinger. I want to be more like you.
by Gigagigagigachad August 14, 2021
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Schlager

Queerbait, one who's fit for a good prison rimjob.
His blatant faggotry will get him nowhere in life, what a schlager!
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)
Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!
by Grifters September 22, 2005
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Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.
Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!
by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004
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Hose schlange

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!
by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010
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