schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

by rwalk June 23, 2016

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schlongbender

a woman who lures the hearts of men, bends her powerful vagina muscles to crush her lover's schlong and becomes the SCHLONGBENDER.

Yeah, till she crushed my schlong and went all SCHLONGBENDER on me!!!!!

by YOMAMA42 July 25, 2010

Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.

Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.

by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012

schlong dong silver

The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.

I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.

by B1BrealBu June 6, 2018

schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019