Schlabs

v. Getting one's dick wet

n. The act of penetration, usually oral

Derived from the sound made by a hard cock on a wet set of lips

Bro 1: Did you bag that skeezer last night?

Bro 2: Nah dude, she's a teaser. I didn't even get schlabs!

by schlabmaster69 May 31, 2010

schlamastic

A female's chest.

"Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."

by jaster May 12, 2004

schlabobbelled

The act of being deceived; or extremely intoxicated

I heard you went to Sara's house last night. Did you get some pussy?
No! She schlabobbelled me.

or

Dude, pick up your phone, we are out getting fuckin' schabobbelled

by Ejdub December 29, 2007

Schlumbego

Any article of clothing that creates clear weather when worn.

"Hey, did you bring your schlumbego on this camping trip? I really don't want any rain."

by Dakota Heinle and Cody Pahr February 14, 2009

schlayben

to be said when you check out someone really fit, or when something is just sooo good there are no words to describe. to be said with the 'c' silent - shlayyyyyben, always said in approval

Katie - Have you seen that guy over there, oh my days he is soo fit, i actually cant get over it

Becca - schlayben mmm

by MentalLental October 20, 2009

Schlabenzie

Schla-ben-zie (also Schlaben)

1. commonly used among English speaking people; under the influence of an intellectual German mood asking the well-being of (someone)

2. impulse | (uttering a loud call) outrageous, frustrating and aggravating situations

1. asking the well-being of (someone)

Example 1:
Person 1: Schlabenzie?
Person 2: Im great! I just ran in circles for 20 minutes!

2. uttering a loud call
Example 1:
(Tom loses to a girl in a match of arm wrestling)
Person 2: SCHHHHHHHHLAAAAAAABEEEEEENZZIIEEEEEEEEE!!@!@!!

by PostHermes October 18, 2011

schlampp

A name of an animal who likes to eat tacos

"Look at that schlampp go"

by Liven August 4, 2016