Definitions by jaster

schlamastic 

A female's chest.

"Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."

schlamastic by jaster May 12, 2004

Lightning rod 

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.

Lightning rod by Jaster December 14, 2003

lemonade stand 

When a female is doing a hand stand and the man has his penis in her anus and she is uranating into the mouth of another women.

Bob and sally were doing the lemonade stand with wendy on a dark stormy night.

lemonade stand by Jaster December 14, 2003

Circle of life

When you insert your penis into your own anal cavity.

While performing the circle of life, Sean got it stuck.

Circle of life by Jaster December 14, 2003