"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard
Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
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Get the Fart Schizophrenia mug.The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it.
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An invalid psychiatric diagnostic permanent label, which once attained often needlessly dooms the labelled to intervention which is harmful, stigma, problems with employment and other issues.
Research shows those with such problems fare better with alternative interventions than is usual in the West.
Research shows those with such problems fare better with alternative interventions than is usual in the West.
John was diagnosed with Schizophrenia at 18 years of age. He was hospitalised and forcebly injected with antipsychotic medication when he became agitated. His symptoms became manageable but has lost interest in everything that was important to him before, has not worked in the five years since and does not seek work. His consultant is happy he has not relapsed.
by Jamster81 October 2, 2010
Get the Schizophrenia mug.An incurable (but treatable) disease that affects a small percentage of the population. It wreaks havoc on the sufferer's ability to make sense out of simple things. You may have schizoaffective disorder if you:
1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something in your life caused you to question what things were really about.
2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "delusional" thoughts to other people.
3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons.
4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed.
5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind.
6. heard voices in your head at one point and wish they would come back.
7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head.
8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society.
9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move.
10. had a conversation with people in the television.
11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street".
12. are slow to come up with ideas.
13. are jealous of the people with schizophrenia because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned.
14. fear social interaction.
15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER.
16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living.
17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody.
18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.
1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something in your life caused you to question what things were really about.
2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "delusional" thoughts to other people.
3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons.
4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed.
5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind.
6. heard voices in your head at one point and wish they would come back.
7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head.
8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society.
9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move.
10. had a conversation with people in the television.
11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street".
12. are slow to come up with ideas.
13. are jealous of the people with schizophrenia because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned.
14. fear social interaction.
15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER.
16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living.
17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody.
18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.
by Eminutia February 19, 2009
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Get the schizophrenic mug.A severe mental illness, often recurring and sometimes progressive, in which the behavior becomes withdrawn and out of character, the intellect and emotions deteriorate and hallucinations may occur.
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
Get the schizophrenia mug.The act of gaslighting a schizo or making the person feel crazy or like a schizophrenic using deep hitting gaslighting tactics
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