Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schbeebs

A word with no meaning. Commonly heard from another person when you dont know what the fuck the person said

i have no clue what windows said, all i heard was "Schbeebs"

by vinnyyyyyyyy February 18, 2023

Kyle Scheetz

A disgusting human being that puts mayonnaise on hot dogs, breathes loudly, and sucks at playing games.

"Man, why would you put mayo on hot dogs, you must be a Kyle Scheetz"

"Man, that Kyle kid is sexy"

by Longman1 April 26, 2019

Based Banana Advertisement Scheme

Use bots and server advertising. Lie about its information and when people come inside the server, say "The (server) is attacking and harassing us nonstop. Wanna help us try to get them back?"

"How many members can you pull into our server"
"If luck chimes in then at least 25 using the Based Banana Advertisement Scheme"

by TheRealDictionaryOfficialGamer March 9, 2021

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011