Scantron

Just pure hell for not using a #2 pencil. Like seriously what the hell is this? Is this a fucking joke?

Bill: Hey Joe did you finish your scantron?
Joe: Yea it was fucking hell though.
*1 Day Later*
Joe: I FUCKING GOT A 0 FOR NOT USING THE RIGHT PENCIL
*Hangs Self*

by TheGunterCrew January 17, 2018

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by bgates July 29, 2008

Scunterdelegates

Scunterdelegates are also known as a Superdelegates, found only at Democratic National Conventions. They represent establishment power within the DNC that are Hillary Clinton's presumptive ace in the hole to claim the nomination of her homosocialist party in 2008.

The supercunt, aka 'scunt,' Hillary Clinton will probably need to depend on Scunterdelegates in order to defeat Barack Obama for the nomination of the Democratic Party.

by Maxine Waters January 29, 2008

Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".

Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.

by editviewgo January 9, 2010

Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Scatter Cushions

Ass cheeks.

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"

by ftnessp January 29, 2015

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016