Saint Baxter’s Cathedral

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.

by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 23, 2008

Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.

"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."

by null793 September 25, 2015

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

Gus Van Sant

Film director from Portland Oregon who makes cool movies about street kids and gay prostitutes and skateboarders. Usually there's an Elliott Smith song in the sound track.

Those dudes are weirder than a Gus Van Sant movie.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

saints row iv

A fuck ton of badass alien killing, dildos, tentacles, probes, dubstep weapons and super powers!

I was playing some saints row IV, and I beat an alien to death with a candy cane dildo.

by thetrojanwarrior October 28, 2014

santa denier

Idiotic in-denial simpletons who desperately want to repudiate whom is clearly real.

You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.

by squidb_ll December 4, 2020