The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012
Get the Subway salmon mug.A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.
Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011
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by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011
Get the Salmon Lantern mug.A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.
by phoenix21 December 23, 2014
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by AwesomeIzzy012345 December 19, 2019
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An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016
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by silvergatlin June 11, 2006
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