safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009

Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.

Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL

by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009

salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.

After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.

by shocknawe December 2, 2009

Salty Looking Bull

Originating in Phili, meaning a pissed off or upset person

Jim: You get that chick's number?
Bob: Nah, man. F-off.
Jim: You're such a salty looking bull

by Jsad Slb April 23, 2011

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

Salty dawg

A term used to describe someone who is a bit of a thug and can carry on like a rude child. Usually uses words such as "rekt", "rko", "thug", etc.

*Cooper kicks soccer ball near Isobel and almost hits her head*

"Cooper, you salty dawg!"

by Boo.com August 14, 2015

safeya

safeya is a very hot female and she attracts lots of guys, but she is only attracted to the hottest. she has great style, amazing hair and the most beautifull eyes. one of her biggest qualities is her ability on stage. she is an amazing singer, dancer and actor. no matter what she wil always steal the show. she will most probably be the bestest friend you will ever have, so make sure to value her. She has a great taste in music and is always humming to the newest hit.

Tom: dude who is that girl? She's beautiful and is such a great singer!! Wow

Ben: yeah man! That's safeya! she stole my heart the minute I saw her! But I love her not only for her looks, but her personality!! She is beinng defined!!

by Hannahmeuso August 17, 2017