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Drunker than Satan

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.
"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"
by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009
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Satan boner

When you get a boner and there's no way or time to hide it from others sight. It's so big and flaring that it can't and won't go away and everyone sees it. Just like the devil is controling your weeny.Most likley ending in a huge orgy with everyone within a 666 mile radius.
clark: dude in p.e. last week i was eyeing sarahs booty it was tight, and gave a gnarly satan boner.Then, the teacher told me to stand up and demonstrate a pull-up.Dude everyone saw and laughed until the devil took over and we all had an orgy on the softball field.
tim: sounds cool she's hot.
by Pubites McNuts January 13, 2009
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Sanya

The perfect girl. A girl who is confident, intelligent, a great kisser, and someone you can always count on. She has the sexiest eyes, and the perfect smile. She's beautiful inside and out. She will always be kind to everyone. A girl with this name loves chocolate. She will always be an amazing person/kisser.
by ColdplayYellow123 March 18, 2011
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@satan

AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT... My queen that owns an Instagram called @satan. He mocks butthurt kids, has a lot of money, and promotes himself by encouraging children to write his username on the whiteboards of classrooms.
Man 1: do you follow @satan on Instagram?

Man 2: Yes of course! He is so funny
by @grace.schroeder December 19, 2014
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Sanya

Sanya is a smart, bipolar girl when u mess with her , and she that girl that can be good and bad and is loyal if you a real one. She can love you she can hate u but only if u love or hate her back! She doesn’t talk to many people she keeps to herself. She is the type of girl that likes boys if there cute. She will love them as so much, but only if she gets the same love back, if you are on good terms with her just know she will look out for u and ride for u until the wheels fall off!!
“ dang, Sanya is the type of friend/gf I want!”
by Mac_11 April 29, 2019
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Satan

A very common misspelling of Santa. Such mistakes are often made by small children writing letters to infamous child molester Santa Claus during the holiday season.
Your gay-ass spelling costs Satan hundreds of millions of dollars a year due to the retarded flying reindeer allegations they cause. Thanks a lot, dipshits.
by Yopmail User August 28, 2022
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Satan Claus

Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.

The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!
by Rude Dolph December 15, 2003
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