Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

Ripple

A kind of perry wine, originally manufactured by Weston Cider Company. Made famous by Fred G. Sanford of Sanford and Son. Globally recognized as the bum wine of bum wines

Mr. Sanford: Champipple, champagne and ripple

by NduguJams November 1, 2005

ride the ripples

To have sex with a very fat person.

Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

rappler

Its an online website that report news with misleading and bais and mostly half truth reporting.

Rappler use social media to share thier news and use the power of facebook and other media platform to gain tons of followers.
But due to the rise of misleading and bias reporting of rappler they are now branded by people as the queen of fakenews in the philippines.

Rappler also been warn of libel and been sued bcoz of their unverified unfactual reporting That damages or harm a person private life or job, business and their persona.

Fifa: i used to read rappler for years but now they are not even fair at reporting.
Jacob: even thier utube comment section is blocked No freedom of speech
Fifa: yea! I saw a cute dog and wanted to comment but everything is blocked....

by Truth_will_always_prevail March 8, 2021

rumple rudeskin

A term used to describe ones "brother", or friend. If he is of a "rude" nature and a little "frayed" around the edges. This phrase was first used by native Americans during the early part of the 15th century

upon two gentlemen meeting in the street.....

"easy now rumple rudeskin"
"bo"

by edd and ju April 14, 2004

ripplejerk

the flexing of the penis and sphincter muscle without using outside stimuli thus leading to ejaculation

how many times did john ripplejerk before he blew his jism load.

by jaredwriter September 7, 2007

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.

Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.

by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009