rumpelstiltery

The act of acting as though you have all the power control and can manifest anything despite the cost.

If you act any more rumpelstiltery then I'd have to agree that you're living in a fairytale

by O 2 da s 2 da ris May 18, 2024

Rumpelshitskin

If rumpelshitskin is to be black

Rumpelshitskin is my nigger

by UltimateDoge January 5, 2025

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

by charazarding champion January 24, 2025

John Ruphel

A person who is handsome, genius and have big cock. He is cute sometimes everytime he wakes up. He is super blessed that God gave me you.

are you John Ruphel?

by Qtpatutite June 7, 2021

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014