A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.
The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.
As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.
Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
I am 22 Rogans tall.
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They think that being in a gang or something makes them cool but they don’t realize that in the real world, people are in street gangs because they have no choice to. It’s pretty disrespectful to people that are actually in the streets as their job to pay their bills and losing family and friend left and right to real world violence.
Typically they will tell you to “mic up” if you upset them. If you choose to mic up with them, either they will use an equalizer in the call and have their microphone at an extremely loud volume and saying random gibberish thinking it’s supposed to violate you. If they don’t do that then likely they will try to sound hard in the call trying to make their voices deeper even though they haven’t even hit puberty yet.
They think that being in a gang or something makes them cool but they don’t realize that in the real world, people are in street gangs because they have no choice to. It’s pretty disrespectful to people that are actually in the streets as their job to pay their bills and losing family and friend left and right to real world violence.
Typically they will tell you to “mic up” if you upset them. If you choose to mic up with them, either they will use an equalizer in the call and have their microphone at an extremely loud volume and saying random gibberish thinking it’s supposed to violate you. If they don’t do that then likely they will try to sound hard in the call trying to make their voices deeper even though they haven’t even hit puberty yet.
Rogangster: mic up right now psy
Random person: bet add me random discord#0001
Rogangster in vc: uskabfieoqmchwiushxbfhsusbhxushahxfniwjabxbwuiqbgbfbziwubfgbdjjwbdbf **with extremely loud static in the background**
Random person: bet add me random discord#0001
Rogangster in vc: uskabfieoqmchwiushxbfhsusbhxushahxfniwjabxbwuiqbgbfbziwubfgbdjjwbdbf **with extremely loud static in the background**
by Yessir184 March 7, 2022
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