Roadman

A kid (usually between 7-30) who gave up on school and decides to adopt the typical gangster life in the British Isles (more accurately in England, but these can also be found in Wales, Scotland and Ireland). Like Gopniks from Russia and the Slavic world, they're usually found in Adidas tracksuits and white shoes, but they're sometimes found with North Face tops (or variants of these coats) along with a beanie on their head. Like their Slavic counterparts, which they usually live in blocs (blocs being apartment buildings built during the Communist era), they live in similar buildings across the UK. Other than these low-quality skyscrapers (like the Grenfell Tower, the one that burned down from the fourth floor), they are also found around fast food joints, back alleyways and supermarkets, especially Tesco. These people also have a unique style of music (generally being MC) and their own street vocabulary.

If these roadmen are under 18, most of them would actually just be wannabes born from parents who genuinely pay for a living, like the ones across North America which they are usually white kids thinking that they are 100% black and want to live in environments such as NY, LA and such. A notorious event of these kids would be the death of a Polish man by a group of teenagers because he spoke Polish.

Roadman 1: Ya want sum weed mate??
Roadman 2: Ah sure why not??? I'm getting innit cuz!!
Local: Oi you fucking cunts don't stay around my fucking house ya little skunks!!!
Roadman 1: Oi bruv if you keep shouting loud I'll shank ur nan you fucking bellend!!
Local: Okay then. (pulls out shotgun) What's your names??? I wanna call ya mums!!
Roadmen: *run away like pussies* Oh shit shit shit better not put us in trouble

by i hate sjws May 10, 2018

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