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A dude who likes spending a shit ton of money on video games.
Also someone who likes being stepped on by fictional mommies to the point others want to be like him
Friend: So I bought all the crystal bundles with bonus, even the $100 one, the $2, $5, $15, and $30
Me: ...... So you pulled a Roger.......
Friend: Yes
Me: To pull Hutao and Ganyu.....
Friend: .....Yes
Me: *face palms*
Friend: I regret nothing :D
Roger by Jay024 December 13, 2021
To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).

For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
"Where's Narco?"

"Dammit, he's Rogered us again!"
Roger by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022
Evil sadist who tortures without consent.

I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
Roger by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022
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Roger by Catdaddy213 August 5, 2022
Someone who is an everyday normal motherfucker who rides a GOAT
What can I say? I'm a Roger and I enjoy riding Goats
Roger by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022
Roger is the meanest cuh you will ever find bro frfr but like he's nice at the same time yk, he's like the greatest guy friend you can go to for advise but at the same time he will make fun or u for that shit
"Yo Roger, I need some advise ab this mf I like, he acts like he wants me but doesn't at the same time"
"u dumbsass mf he likes u but he can't make the first move, dumb bitch"
Roger by ppatsu October 10, 2022