by Heyguysitsnicolexxl April 3, 2018
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Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.
College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.
The next day
College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.
Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.
Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.
College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.
The next day
College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.
Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!
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