Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017

Homosexual rigamarole

A series of highly suspect hoops which you must jump through in order to achieve a non homosexual outcome

Who is it that everytime I come in here to get my hair cut you put me through this homosexual rigamarole.

by Bezowdodozipitybopbopbop May 2, 2024