Redheaded Slut

An alcoholic drink containing 1 part Jaggermeister, 1 part Peach Schnapps, 1 part Cranberry Juice.
Best chugged from the cranberry juice container, Redheaded Sluts are a favourite in the midwestern urban lifestyle.

Jake and Justin were rockin' Redheaded Sluts in the driveway.

by SmokeyJ February 12, 2005

redehydrate

v. 1. to drink alcohol after a night of drinking 2. to start to drink again knowing full well that one has not hydrated from last night's overindulgence

n. redehydration 1. the process of draining the body of all natural fluids by ingesting alcohol for consecutive days

Even though we tied one on last night, Mel gladly accepted the marg and toasted, "To redehydrate."

by Lark Martin October 4, 2007

Redenbacher's Revenge

The painful state of constipation due to the consumption of too much popcorn. If raw kernels are accidentally eaten, the condition may eventually become an Orvilles Delight

I told my girlfriend to lay off the popcorn during What Dreams May Come, but she didn't listen. I laughed at her later that night when she had a bad case of Redenbacher's Revenge.

by Jena Talia June 3, 2006

oral redenbacher

A type of oral sex which occurs which the male cuts a hole in a popcorn box and sticks his dick in and the girl performs oral sex on him

Dude my dick totally smells like butter

Yeah but at least you got some Oral Redenbacher!

by Conor Mahagony December 22, 2008

Anal Redemption

A state of ascended spirituality achieved by women via intense anal sex.

Dude I banged her ass so hard and so long that she fainted from the sheer density of anal redemption!

by Dieter Hellstrom February 1, 2012

Johnny Redchips

A card player who has amassed a large collection of, mostly red poker chips. Since reds are the lowest valued chip, it makes you look like you have a lot of money when you really don't.

"Another massive three dollar pot taken down by Johnny Redchips!"

"Can anybody break a five? Johnny Redchips is cashing out."

"You see my dollar and raise me a quarter? Why, that's too rich for my blood, Johnny Redchips!"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

University of California, Redemption

UCR, or University of California, Riverside. In the 21st Century, UCR is less the school for UC Rejects, and more the campus of choice for many highly qualified applicants who may have gotten rejected by other, more selective UCs, but would have otherwise SMOKED college applications in other State Universities across the country.

I didn't get into the UCs of my choice this time, but despite busting my ass in high school, I'm thankful that I got into the University of California, Redemption!

by THEGOLDCOAST April 26, 2011