rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

rectum-reation by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

rectum expulsion 

When you have a severe case of diarrhea, possibly from an all night drinking binge. What you do is pull your pants down and sneak up on an unsuspecting victim. Awake or asleep it doesen't matter. Aim your bare ass at them and squeeze your poop hole as tight as you can. At the same time push out with all your might and spray the unsuspecting victim with waterlike diarrhea. This is a Rectal Expulsion. Make sure you are ready to run, for when the victim realizes what has happened they will most likely try to kick your ass.

I gave my roomate a rectal expulsion this morning after i threw up.

rectum expulsion by grizzt69 March 28, 2003

rectum reamer 

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - suggesting he likes to ream rectums (which he probably does)

John: Fucken rectum reamer loves that mangina, Ted
Ted: He sure does John, what a faggot

rectum reamer by Kallum October 23, 2007

rectum ranger 

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

rectum ranger by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

Rectum Scale 

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

Rectum Scale by Skyynet September 6, 2009

rectum wrangler 

a gay cowboy who shoves farm objects up ones ass

"That rectum wrangler over there just tried to shove something up my ass", said M.P.

rectum wrangler by Foshizzle Be Makin' Money January 22, 2007

rectum plunger 

when a object as a viberator or dildo is inserted into the anus or aka the asshole.

bill:did you hear that sally died?

Marcie:No way....how did she die?

bill:she went to far down on her rectum plunger!!!!

rectum plunger by bill dildo October 10, 2008