waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

AOL

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AOL is a waste of time money, and over all big piece of over rated crap

by jack March 6, 2004

under rated

you're the shit, you're down as hell, and everything about you is great BUT people don't think too much of you because they don't know you.

you're so under rated, it sucks. get w/me and everyone's gonna see who you really are.

by jessicamichelle<3 January 7, 2009

the heart rate of a mouse

A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.

Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse

Person 1: Oh I see now

by Sadboiiiii June 7, 2018

Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011

FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
RATHER
TEASE

After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...

by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008

ratheist

The punchline to the joke that is New Atheism. Someone who posts to r/atheism, usually submitting generic quotes about science, unwarranted fallacious Facebook arguments, and "memes" about God not being real. Thinks science and religion are polar opposites. Tends to mistake European nativist propaganda for atheist propaganda due to their hatred of Muslims. Usually openly bigoted against religious people.

Jim is a total ratheist. He said that all religious scientists are secretly atheists.
Ratheists have successfully formed a community where outright bigotry is the norm.
Sam Harris said religion is worse than rape. Ratheists love him for it.

by Boredman December 10, 2012

churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.

All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.

by HMB February 10, 2004