A Molly Rant is a verbose monologue in which the speaker (the Molly) outlines the for the audience the numerous, usually obvious, flaws with certain concept (the subject of the Molly Rant). The subject is generally a new/revised product, law or digital rights management scheme.
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Person1: Hey Tara, how are you today?
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
Tara: Fine, just like a motherfucker whore gay asshole jackass that loves to eat shit.
Person1: Oh dear, what a Tara rant.
Person2: Hey Tara, what'd you do today?
Tara: Just sitting here waiting on the gay bitch faggot sunshine to come the fuck out.
Person2: Gee, that Tara rant was horrible.
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The recent conservative tea parties to protest taxes are merely an attempt a collective igno-rant by a bunch of whinny little cry babies.
by S.W.A April 17, 2009
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Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--
Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.
Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.
by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007
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This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"
"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009
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Originally coined by UK singer/songwriter Aura, she is known for expressing her political concerns on her blog.
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Originally coined by UK singer/songwriter Aura, she is known for expressing her political concerns on her blog.
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