Crab Ragoons

Chineese Food. Made up of crab, cream cheese, ginger, and whatever else them china men put in that thing.

I odered crab ragoons and some fried rice.

by LainaLovesMike March 31, 2008

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009

Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

racoontang

Similar to Poontang except unlike poontang which is often largely planned and exagerrated, racoontang comes out of nowhere (like a racoon). Usually an extremley drunken woman and an exboyfriend who doesnt care.

Oh my God, did you see those two? Total Racoontang!

by samgoode April 27, 2009

The Kansas City Racoon

The act of rubbing shit in your partners eyes while you have sex with them from behind.

Last night I was fucking this fat chick and gave her the Kansas City Racoon.

by the wrath of walmart September 15, 2009

Racoon

To punch a women in her left eye during intercourse, followed by ejaculating on her face, then proceeding to punch her right eye.

Also said COON

"Yo man, I'm gonna racoon that bitch tonight!"

or

"I'mma coon that hoe"

by EMPITA August 21, 2008

racoon boy

A boy who has some crazy shit all over his head that makes him appear racoon like.

Look theres racoon boy

by JimmyC October 30, 2003