qlunq

A nice way to call someone a dick. Originates from the danish word "klunk".

Tyrone: yo bro can you help me
John: Bro ur dumb
Tyrone: ur acting like a qlunq

by Lars Erifik December 9, 2022

Tara QLD

The only place in Queensland where you can ride a camel or your cousin.

Guy 1 : Where are you from?
Guy 2 : Tara QLD
Guy 1 : I'm so sorry about that.

by Koopatroopie2299 August 2, 2022

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-=;qlwkjehrgtfydusiao\p][

Congrats on finding this. This is the ultimate stage of boredom. You can't get any more bored than this. go back to doing your homework like you should be doing.

Person 1: "I'M SO BORED, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
Person 2: "have you tried searching `/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-=;qlwkjehrgtfydusiao\p?"
Person 1: no, I'll try it

by KeenanTheSlotholotl October 6, 2020

qlen

a weird creature that lives on a tree. normally used as target practice for shotgun.

I saw a qlen last night outside my window.

by . March 14, 2004

qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapzmxncbv

You have become so ascendedly bored that you tried to challenge teh interweb with something they have never seen before, and yet you failed

Person 1: "Ha, I will try "qlwkejrhtgyfudisoapzmxncbv"!"
Intrnet: link found for urbandictionary.com
Person 1: ":("

by Lord Natu September 8, 2017

QLM

QLM means Quirky Lives Matter, it's a movement to remove the opression of the QUIRKY entertainer called Cyr.

QLM 🤪 ✊
What?
QUIRKY LIVES MATTER!!!

by quirkyquirp August 11, 2022

QLD

abbreviation for "quick log drop", meaning to take a really fast shit.

necessary to take a QLD while busy at work

"man I really gotta shit"

"well make it a QLD!"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy September 9, 2011