Senator X is such a plotitician: They voted to remove school funding, but gave his buddy's corporation a tax cut.
by al kemical August 7, 2012
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Nice and caring, sweetest person ever!
Nice and caring, sweetest person ever!
Photini is a bongo drum!
by caitie067ffff November 20, 2016
Get the photini mug.An poo tin could be a small, portable toilet that looks like a can of Russian vodka. The exterior of the tin can could feature a label with a picture of a popular Russian vodka brand, and the label could be designed to resemble a traditional Russian design.
When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.
When you open the can, you would find a compact toilet with a seat and a lid. The interior of the toilet could be lined with a disposable bag to make it easy to clean and dispose of waste. The poo tin could be designed to be lightweight and easy to carry, making it perfect for camping, outdoor events, or emergencies.
Shuff this up your ass pootin
by shov6 March 29, 2023
Get the Pootin mug.'Żobb imqatta' roti roti.' A Maltese slang word which translates to a sliced human penis, similar in shape to a sliced banana. Commonly used to take the piss out of someone.
1) "Nagħmillek xi naqa pjoti mal-insalata?'' - 'Would you like some sliced cock with your salad?'
2) "Mer! Tinsiex tixtri l-pjoti!'' - 'Marie! Don't forget to buy the sliced cock!'
3) "Għandek ħalqek riħa ta' pjoti!'' - 'Your mouth reeks of sliced cock!'
2) "Mer! Tinsiex tixtri l-pjoti!'' - 'Marie! Don't forget to buy the sliced cock!'
3) "Għandek ħalqek riħa ta' pjoti!'' - 'Your mouth reeks of sliced cock!'
by Dneġel ta' taħt it-tinda July 30, 2023
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When attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/X-potion/Mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.
When attribute is added to defensive equipment, if that character is attacked, they automatically use potion/hi-potion/X-potion/Mega potion depending on what is more available and comes first in the items list, without taking a turn.
--Boss: Seymour Flux--
*During battle after all die except Auron*
RL Person A: WTF? Seymour poked Auron with his lance!! Now he's a zombie!
RL Person B: Hey, he's using auto-potion!
RL Person A: WTF?!?! NO!!! He's gonna die!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AURON? YOU DON'T HEAL A ZOMBIE!!
RL Person B: Well he just killed himself now...
RL Person A: WTF? I almost won too!!
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Machina A v/s Auron
*during battle*
Machina A attacks -- Auron -865HP
Auron Auto-potion +1000HP
RL Person A: Hey, fricken sweet! Not that it matters... He has fricken 5,000 HP.
*During battle after all die except Auron*
RL Person A: WTF? Seymour poked Auron with his lance!! Now he's a zombie!
RL Person B: Hey, he's using auto-potion!
RL Person A: WTF?!?! NO!!! He's gonna die!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU AURON? YOU DON'T HEAL A ZOMBIE!!
RL Person B: Well he just killed himself now...
RL Person A: WTF? I almost won too!!
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Machina A v/s Auron
*during battle*
Machina A attacks -- Auron -865HP
Auron Auto-potion +1000HP
RL Person A: Hey, fricken sweet! Not that it matters... He has fricken 5,000 HP.
by Machina Immune to DEATH September 28, 2008
Get the Auto-potion mug.Karen never returns my emails ever since I told her I wasn't attracted to her. She must be cyber pouting.
by TINA LOVES YOU November 16, 2019
Get the cyber pouting mug.If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012
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