April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

protocole

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.

Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities

Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol

by Wdzy August 9, 2019