When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.
by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014
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The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
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by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
Get the April 9th protocols mug.After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.
Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023
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Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020
Get the Porno Protocol mug.Protocol 10 is a fictional procedure used in the events of a mass jailbreak that occurred in a highly protected prison meant to contain the most dangerous subjects that could pose a serious threat to society, it is an extreme measure that involves terminating every and any single last inmate inside of the facility. If Protocol 10 should fail, Protocol 11 is to be initiated as soon as possible by any means necessary.
Guard: it appears that nearly all of the inmates have escaped their containment cells due to a malfunction, some of them are armed, the security cameras have shown that they have killed quite a few of our guards. As we are now they are too numerous to repel.
Director: Then we have no choice but to initiate Protocol 10.
Director: Then we have no choice but to initiate Protocol 10.
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