procrastaforgot

When you procrastinate on something so hard for so long that you forget it was ever a thing.

I found a bunch of parts for a project I procrastaforgot about while cleaning.

by Alderin October 2, 2022

procrastachat

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task

She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join

by Nella422 October 10, 2022

Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrastapurgatory

When you wait too long to book something and there are no spots left, or no tickets left.

I'm in procrastapurgatory because while I was deciding where to sit, the concert sold out.

by Enjoying2day July 17, 2023

Procrastamission

ad·verb: The active act of planning on procrastinating but still procrastinating but it's your mission.

It's my Procrastamission to call in to work but I have to wait until it's a decent hour.

by CaseyJay January 10, 2024

Procrastapoop

Procrastapoop (noun): The act of intentionally prolonging a bathroom visit under the guise of needing to poop, when in reality, you're just avoiding responsibilities—often accompanied by scrolling on your phone, deep existential thoughts, or watching an entire episode of a show while perched on the toilet. A hybrid of procrastination and poop, it's the ultimate escape for the modern overthinker.

'My husband will be along shortly, he has been having a procrastapoop'

by Summer964 May 18, 2025