proactive

a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.

i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

proast

Post, as on an image board such as 4chan.

will proast moar tomorrow

by burstroc March 29, 2007

prarie job

the act of licking around your partners butthole or giving them a rimjob while they are prarie doggin it into your mouth.

Man that bitch gave me a prarie job last night when I had to take a huge shit

by kroetter February 3, 2009

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

Probrosal

When one man asks another man to be his best friend forever.

dude, last night Chad busted open some Natty, we played some gamecube, and then just chilled. Then at the end of the night he surprised me with a probrosal. Guess we're friends forever now.

by Captain Johansen May 10, 2011

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

priarie dog

When you have to poop and your turd goes in and out of your butthole

John hurry up in there I'm priarie doggin'.

by thetruth1999 November 25, 2014