pretzel

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...

-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice

by =^..^= December 5, 2004

Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.

Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!

by RichBee September 22, 2009

Preterhuman

A person having exceptional abilities or powers; Beyond human

Superman is a preternatural hero with Preterhuman abilities

by Killing Virgin July 20, 2014

Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out

Yo man that girl dropped a pretzel nugget

by StayKruel October 6, 2017

Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.

Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!

by rwtetss May 20, 2019

Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 16, 2019