by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 17, 2006
Get the Porridge Wogsmug. There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.
Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.
by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011
Get the Porridge Wogmug. The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
Get the plate of porridgemug. by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023
Get the Porridge guzzlermug. by Dredheadally November 4, 2017
Get the porridge fingersmug. The vile smegma found deep within the bowels of your remnant maternal birthing tether. Resembles porridge.
by Pink Enstink June 13, 2021
Get the Bellybutton porridgemug. The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"
"Oh dude, Nice
*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017
Get the morning porridgemug.