An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.
Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.
The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.
Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.
The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.
Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
by Killroy74 August 30, 2010
Get the CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) mug.1. The profession of lying.
2. Politics is often a touchy subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes radical views - however, this doesen't mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be).
3. Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.
2. Politics is often a touchy subject because often people having differing political views - sometimes radical views - however, this doesen't mean you should insult others views (as insane as they may be).
3. Politics is the process of making decisions for groups. Politics if often a word used when referring to governments. It is one of the main causes of death in the world.
1. John Howard: "Interest rates will never go up in the forseeable future!"
Years later...
News reporter: "Yes, well in recent weeks we have noticed a significant rise in interest rates...."
2. See liberal.
3. North Korea's government leaders (Kim II Sung, Kim Jong-il) used politics to set up what is often called a totalitarian dictatorship, they set up propanga in their media, (the newspapers don't have "real" news, just anti-US propaganda) there is only one TV channel, which is all about Norh Korea's "Dear Leader", Kim Jong-il.
The "quest for communism" has often resulted in millions of deaths, (see Soviet Union) when in practice, Communism is an extremely difficult system to establish and to maintain. Communist governments often become repressive dictatorships, and the whole point of Communism (to have a classless society, businesses not being able to exploit the average worker, "utopian society") becomes skewed by the government's view of becoming the strongest nation in the world (again, see North Korea).
The main reason for politics being bad is human nature - greed.
Years later...
News reporter: "Yes, well in recent weeks we have noticed a significant rise in interest rates...."
2. See liberal.
3. North Korea's government leaders (Kim II Sung, Kim Jong-il) used politics to set up what is often called a totalitarian dictatorship, they set up propanga in their media, (the newspapers don't have "real" news, just anti-US propaganda) there is only one TV channel, which is all about Norh Korea's "Dear Leader", Kim Jong-il.
The "quest for communism" has often resulted in millions of deaths, (see Soviet Union) when in practice, Communism is an extremely difficult system to establish and to maintain. Communist governments often become repressive dictatorships, and the whole point of Communism (to have a classless society, businesses not being able to exploit the average worker, "utopian society") becomes skewed by the government's view of becoming the strongest nation in the world (again, see North Korea).
The main reason for politics being bad is human nature - greed.
by Tredmond December 28, 2005
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by tihoa February 28, 2005
Get the politicians mug.When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with
voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"
politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."
voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"
politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."
voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"
by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010
Get the politics of diversion mug.A game with no end. It always pisses people off and reeks with corruption. It causes pointless strife, bloodshed, and debt, destroys lives, wastes time and money, and messes up the world. Politicans (however u spell the name) are people that carry out politics and infect the world and catch the normal person in their current.In countries with a democracy the strife is between Democrats (asses) and Republicans (fat and lzy creatures also asses) who argue day and night and get nowhere. Occasionaly get things right every million years. Does absolutely nothing to help the people but feed off them Poly=many ticks= parasites combined you get many paracites. If they want to help us then STOP ARGUING AND STAY OUT OF OUR LIVES. They also lock people up for telling the truth because THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
the world
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Democracy
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any Paracitic lifeform
Government
all the above are the incarnation of Politics
George Bush and Bill Clinton
Democracy
Political Parties
any Paracitic lifeform
Government
all the above are the incarnation of Politics
by BWolfLP May 11, 2011
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Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"
normal person: "what the fuck?"
brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"
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