Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

Ploob

Ploob is the ONLY way to spell the name of the creature from ‘Horvilles Hut of Horrors’

Ploob infiltrated this site to fix his name being unjustly misspelled.

by Ploob December 16, 2020

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

Plont

A smol lil plant. Except it's different. It's a plont.

I watered my smol plont

by I'm Trash June 12, 2017

ploink

Onamonatopia, the sound something heavy (i.e. a dead body) makes when one throws it into a large body of water (i.e. that lake behind your house, don't think I don't know what you're doing...)

*rock is thrown into water* *ploink*
Damn, he's made the largest ploink yet.

by KS March 10, 2004

Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

plondexlecate

A process of degrading a medieval weapon's sharpness.

Most swords, axes and lances were grinded a long time to have an extraordinarily sharp edge or spearhead.

However, the first contact with a foe, be it beast or man plondexlecates the weapon's sharpness rather quick to the point of being blunt.

Darm, after only one battle against the English my bihaender has totally plondexlecated.

by seleniaAngel May 3, 2010