plantation bro

Man who dislikes passport bros. He has a slave mentality and panders to masculine women's needs like a SIMP. He is opposed to passport bros traveling to other countries to experience feminine females.

Joe is a SIMP, he hates the passport bros. He is a plantation bro.

by anonymous February 28, 2023

Bomb Has Been Planted

From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes

"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"

by ExtraVirginOliveOil March 14, 2020

face plant

A trick in all freestyle sports such as skateboarding or snowboarding in which the athlete contacts the ground with his or her face. Term is derived from other tricks such as a foot plant or hand plant in that the trick involves placing a body part on the ground as part of the trick. Although wildly popular, the face plant is rarely performed on purpose.

Person 1: "Dude, that was the gnarliest face plant I've ever seen!"
Person 2: "I should go to the hospital."

by MTB man July 6, 2011

plant bukkake

pollen (typically used by hay fever sufferers)

I can't go out without taking some antihistamines -- the air's full of plant bukkake.

by Blurfan September 25, 2005

Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

by UrbanlyDictionistic October 28, 2021

Planting trees

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

Plantologist

A person who thinks the study of plants is called plantology.

Ethen is a hella good plantologist.

by Yole July 14, 2016