plant bukkake

pollen (typically used by hay fever sufferers)

I can't go out without taking some antihistamines -- the air's full of plant bukkake.

by Blurfan September 25, 2005

gut lord

a swaggering fat man

"Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!" (from Blur, Parklife)

by Blurfan September 11, 2005