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stall-pisser

A guy who pisses in the stalls instead of the urinals.
Dude, take a piss in the urinals you stall-pisser.
by al-x smithy January 10, 2007
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Big pisser

I have a big pisser.
by Plazma7740 April 11, 2019
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legit pisser

A person so ugly and nasty that one would rather piss on its face than have sex with it.
by Will Herrick January 17, 2007
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pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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Carpet Pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.
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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?

BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005
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Bottle pisser

An individual so addicted to a game, (usually Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG's)) that said individual will take a piss in an empty bottle, rather than spending two minutes going to a toilet because he is affraid to get killed in the game.
Bottle pisser: Oh man I got to take a leak, but I'm in this dungeon. What to do?

Sane person: Just go to the toilet man. I'mm sure your character will survive for 2 minutes. It's just a game.

Bottle pisser: Nah I'll just take a wee in your empty beer bottle.

Sane Person: OMG YOU'RE A BOTTLE PISSER!
by Tom Oosterbroek January 9, 2007
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shark pisser

A person (usually male) who catches sharks for the sole purpose of urinating on them and then releasing them into the wild.
"Do you remember young Reginald who attended our elementary school, Joseph?" Inquired Jodie.

"Yes I do." Joseph replied. "I heard that he has become quite the shark pisser."
by bigpotatomilk February 22, 2008
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