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Jack Purcells

A shoe named after the legendary 1930’s court champion, Jack Purcell. Eternally hip and understated, this is the maverick shoe of simplicity. It's design is has been virtually unchanged since the 1930’s. It is a clean and bold casual court shoe and it's subtleness has transcended time.

It's generally worn by the ALT-crowd and manufactured by Converse. Clothing designer John Varvatos has collaborated with Converse to make some pretty nifty Jack Purcell styles recently.
Yeah...Converse All-Stars are cool...but the coolest people on the planet wear Jack Purcells.
by Bob July 7, 2004
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Porcelain Cowboy

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.
I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'
by jterry September 16, 2007
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STAIN THE PORCELAIN

to take a dump; drop a deuce; pinch a loaf; drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
Man, did I ever stain the porcelain when I woke up this morning!
by weave March 26, 2003
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porcelain paint

The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.

The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!

After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
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porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009
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Pierceland

Pierceland is a small village in north west Saskatchewan. It is 20 minutes away from Cold Lake, Alberta, an equally grubby city. If you like easy girls and assholes, you will love Pierceland. The guys have small dicks and try to compensate by driving big pickup trucks. They act like assholes so people won't suspect that in all actuality they are actually raging pussies. They can only think with their dicks because their too tight wranglers cut off the circulation of blood to their brains. Activities frequented by the locals include hunting, fishing, quadding, hockey, ski dooing, and binge drinking.
Person 1: I was with some guy last night and he had the tiniest dick I have ever seen!!

Person 2: Wow, he must have been from Pierceland!
by coldlakegirl97 September 4, 2010
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porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.
I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...
by Blair Y. January 19, 2006
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