petter

someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. A petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. Petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. Petters will anger everyone around them and cause great Arguements with friends and family, Destroying all hopes and dreams. Petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life

1) "god damnit Lloyd Stop touching your Fucking Hair, Ya Petter!"
2) "Fuckin get out of my Fridge Petter"
3) "Petter, have that paper on my desk by 7:00 tonight or your ass is fired!!"

by Torrance Dodge July 14, 2005

Pentest

Nerd sexual lingo.

To see whether your "USB stick" will successfully inject a "virus"

I pentested that sexy gamer girl last night.

by СукаБлять October 12, 2017

petterass

Typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-pornography ring.

That old man next door is a petterass. Get the kids indoors!

by sewanee April 9, 2003

Petter

A petter is a marvelous person with a fun personality. A petter can be defined to be a very talented person with a lot of speciality’s. Petter is also very popular and interesting. Everybody want to be with petter. Everybody loves a petter. Petteris very sexy and handsome and very good in bed.

Person 1: Omg hey! So I just met the most amazing guy last night. His name is Petter.
Person 2: Omg I love him!
Person 1: have you met him?
Person 2: no, I just already know I’m gonna love him.

by Elias 1234567890 November 12, 2019

Pestess

A female pest.

Females think males owe them something because they give birth, they think they're owed special treatment in exchange for some notion of peace of mind. The reality is female cockroaches also give birth, so one pest becomes a million pests, thanks to the pestess.

by Solid Mantis August 3, 2020

Tom Petterson

An undercover FBI agent who allegedly attacked Justin Bieber. Props to him.

Did you see our country's tween sensation selling his perfume at Macy's? Thank God Tom Petterson decided to take a swing at him!

by ThatOneGirlWithTheCoolHair June 27, 2011

petterass

A "petterass" has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or asses you guys. Petterass is a way of calling someone PETTY and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. You would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petterass, but it really refers to their actions and attitude. Again-- petterass as meaning petty, small and minor doesn't refer to some guy petting small minors. HAHAHAHA!!! That is rich!

His critique of our definitions was petterass and banal.

by AsherReturns December 8, 2006