Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011

pervert

see bayat

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.

That Pervert is staring at my breasts.

by UB March 13, 2004

google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005

National Rape Prevention Day

It’s not Good to rape ethier men or women. It’s bad and that’s why I made this post

National Rape Prevention Day
Dont rape! we all can be strong together!!💪💪💪
Made by: CrypticLogic on YouTube

by CrypticLogicYT March 21, 2021

Pervert Job

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.

No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.

by James Liddell May 26, 2010