penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006

Peter Panjob

When Peanut Butter is spread on a Male's penis and then orally engulfed on.

Peanut Butter Blow Job Hand Job Peter Panjob

by Prof. Ryne B. & Kyle A (MD) April 24, 2009

Pendos

A derogatory title given to Americans, and sometimes all Westerners in general, in former CIS (i.e. USSR) countries - especially Russia and Ukraine. Mostly used by brainwashed amoebae and/or uncultured swines, or alternatively by normal people as a joke or to mock those who use the term seriously.

Vanya: Hey, I heard that Maxim has moved out to the US and A, is that true???
Mark: Yes, he can fuck right off to have anal sex* with his fellow pendos now. Eugh.
*People who use the term 'pendos' usually stereotype Americans as being gay.

by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 28, 2019

penjacked

when a borrower of one of your pens (or pencils) neglects to return to you your pen, either mistakenly or on purpose.

Dude, I totally got penjacked by that asshole I lent my pen to in chem the other day!

by Alex Dres November 8, 2007

penockulous

At a level higher than recockulous. So insanely ludacris that recockulous just doesn't suffice.

Julie was so penockulously hot I had trouble believing she was only 15!

by DowneyDowns June 12, 2008

penoakletreenis

Tree that looks like a penis

i looked over at that tree, and it looked like a pennis. i told my friend, "look over there it looks like a penis". he said wow your right, the name for that tree is a penoakletreenis.

by penoakletreenis July 7, 2008

Penjazzle

To decorate one's penis with crystals and or sequins; the male equivalent of vajazzling.

I realised my boyfriend was gay when I noticed his rainbow patterned Costa Rican Penjazzle when I gave him a blowie.

by sandchild187 March 5, 2011