Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

penical

A cross between a pencil
and a penis.

Alex poked me with his penical today.

(see how it works both ways?)

by itsange!HAAAH April 21, 2009

penisarufius

1.(n)merkin salesmen
2.(n)species of pubic lice that is native to Jesse McCall of Glastonbury, CT
3.(n) a duckbutter collector

1. I was shopping at Macy's and the penisarufius used high pressure tactics to sell me a merkin.
2. Bill contracted penisarufius from using Jesse's razor to shave his scrot.
3. DH is the penisarufius MVP for the 2003-2004 season.

by The Red Baron April 26, 2004

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009