pank

v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.

If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.

"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"

by Charlie Cats & Duran April 7, 2009

pankhania

beautiful people, kind, intelligent and stingy...the best people in the world

OMG she is soo hot she must be a pankhania

by missmmm April 12, 2008

point plankn

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."

“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."

by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009

pankaks

A whole plate of pancakes that you can only eat about a third of

Mom: Clean your plate!
Kid: but you gave me a whole plate of pankaks

by Ethan balck May 11, 2008

Plankhead

1. somebody who has a plank for a head

2. somebody who got hit in the head with a plank of wood

1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!

2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!

by PlankHead May 29, 2009

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018