Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.

The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.

by Lv5 Bread August 23, 2018

Reeky passport

Reeky passport is the situation in which a male (14 years old) actively forgets his "Reeky passport" on an Aer Lingus flight from Paris to Dublin

male : " Oh lad Adam Lynch Herlihy just left his Reeky passport on the Reeky Aer Lingus flight"

by The Reeky fella April 2, 2022

passport wallet

drugs

Can i have some passport wallet pls?

by Kiwawa April 4, 2015

passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship

i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards

by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024

athlete passport

an individual electronic record of a professional athlete that contains biological markers of doping and results from doping tests. The record is often used in anti-doping measures by analyzing the variations over a period of time from the athlete’s established levels rather than by actually testing for the presence of illegal substances in the urine or blood. Also called biological passport.

The sports council is preparing a list of athlete passports.

by uttam maharjan November 19, 2011

Passport Chaser

A person who attempts to obtain multiple passports just for the sake of having more passports

Person1: Hey dude, I just found out im elligable for a german and polish passport
Person2: Bruh you already have a canadian passport, why are you being a passport chaser

by Passport Chaser November 16, 2018

Passport bro

Men who go to foreign countries to have sex with women and likely other men. Might do it with the underaged if consent laws are different or don’t exist in those countries. Male version of passport hoe. Might accidentally encounter a green card shark or a passport hoe if those women’s acting skills is convincing enough. Might also be living in their home country and whore themselves for green cards with a stupid, lonely rich woman over 30 who is a blown-out thot, has a house full of cats, and at least one divorce under her belt.

“I had a fun sleepover last night with a nice man from America and he promised to stay in touch with me after he left, but that phone number he gave me belongs to some woman in Romania. Oh no, I think he was a passport bro!”

by Stake Knife January 14, 2024