Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

shit on your parade

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)

I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

by Word Master123 August 25, 2006

PAGIA

As Is Good And Proper as a backwards acronym, because it's fun to say out loud. It is applicable to a myriad of different situations and almost always relevent.

Pay-Ghee-Uhh.

Say it. It's fun.

Person 1 - "We should do some heavy drinking tonight."

Person 2 - "PAGIA"

by lush October 15, 2004

pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.

Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.

by Mark Blue September 26, 2007

parabotti

From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!

Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!

Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!

(10 minutes later...)

Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!

Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!

by awbster May 3, 2011

parab-ebola

(n.): a disease effecting thousands of mathematicians everywhere.

" My Algebra teacher keeps giving us F(x) =x^2, I think he has Parab-Ebola!"

by Julia Nicholas October 8, 2014

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018