Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012

Georgie Parsons

Very smexy dates alot of boys especially Joe's. Has blonde or brown hair and maybe blue eyes. Can trust wid owt. 💪👊

Sally:See that smexy girl
Me:Ye that's a Georgie Parsons

by Finn fuck July 26, 2019

Josh Parsons

Weird alcoholic who fights random guys on the street

Person: *breathes*
Josh Parsons: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!

by JoshParsons October 20, 2020

pardon my drip

Excuse me, my drip is too much for you to handle.

Ready my hip, pardon my drip, reach in my pocket I pull out your bitch.

by kingofdrip December 28, 2018

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

by John March 2, 2005

Parson

When a girl sticks her entire tounge in your asshole.

Last night I was with a girl and she gave me a Parson. I've never had the full tounge before.

by Damdul March 6, 2010

aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.

A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence

by webhead33 April 13, 2010