Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.

Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.

by JRickDaBOSS January 19, 2012

fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

Ozzy Osbourne

When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.

I got Ozzy Osbourne‘d last night that shit hurted!

by Lilcrink September 20, 2019

John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

Payton Osborne

No.1 girl

Payton Osborne is amazing

by (147($#2(5+!:'!))7(;_?) March 24, 2021

Jack Osbourne

Son of Ozzy Osbourne. Has actually lost a lot of weight and is trying to live a healthier lifestyle. Turned away from drugs and alcohol because he previously had to go to rehab.

Jack Osbourne is rich because of his dad.

by camilleo December 29, 2005

Osborne

A type of style/lifestyle. A girl who is a "hipster" can usually be classified as osborne. To see if you or someone you know is osbourne check for the following characteristics:high-waisted shorts, organic food, red lipstick, old photos, dressing like you are from the 80's, big glasses, vegan/vegetarian, support gay and lesbians, protest often, eat things like brie cheese and flax bread, loves records and record players ,enjoy pastel colors, occasionally have bangs, tree huggers, hippies, combat boots, floral patterns, like indie music and independent films or documentaries, shop at American Apparel or Urban Outfitters and are usually into band members.

**Taylor Swift is a wanna be Osbourne**

Dude: Omg that girl is so osborne.
Dude2: I aint about that osborne girl life.
Dude: Your right man those high-waisted shorts look like diapers.

*Emma paints her nails seafoam green*
Girl: OMG your nails are such an osborne colour

by alllduf October 8, 2013