Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.
Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"
by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010
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Get the brown omelette mug.when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.
becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!
by yowiena69 March 13, 2010
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Get the new orleans mug.Someone who modifies their pickup untastefully and unnecessarily.
Such as, tuning for smoke instead of power, large tow hooks that are not used for towing, huge exhaust tips on stock exhaust, and suspension lifts when they don't leave pavement.
Often wear flatbill hats and white sunglasses.
Such as, tuning for smoke instead of power, large tow hooks that are not used for towing, huge exhaust tips on stock exhaust, and suspension lifts when they don't leave pavement.
Often wear flatbill hats and white sunglasses.
by real_diesel_enthusiast October 10, 2014
Get the oraler mug.A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014
Get the Farmers Omelette mug.Omelefy (verb): The act of fucking a chick so hard and for so long that you turn her previously perfect little pussy into something resembling a raw omelette.
Zach - "Dude, have you fucked that hot bitch who keeps staying over your place yet?...."
Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"
Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"
by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010
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