ManOfManyWords's definitions

Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Crud Ball

(Verb) When a person produces enough shit to enable him to gather it and craft it into a ball. This 'crud ball' is then flung at others or kept for later use.

- John is being really stubborn, I'm going to Crud Ball him tonight

by ManOfManyWords July 7, 2014