Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
by ManOfManyWords July 06, 2014
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Crud Ball

(Verb) When a person produces enough shit to enable him to gather it and craft it into a ball. This 'crud ball' is then flung at others or kept for later use.
- John is being really stubborn, I'm going to Crud Ball him tonight
by ManOfManyWords July 07, 2014
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