Definitions by ManOfManyWords
Crud Ball
(Verb) When a person produces enough shit to enable him to gather it and craft it into a ball. This 'crud ball' is then flung at others or kept for later use.
Crud Ball by ManOfManyWords July 7, 2014
Farmers Omelette
A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
Farmers Omelette by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014