Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.
by Joe McMullen December 10, 2006
by A. Nonymous November 16, 2003
A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.
Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?
Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.
Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!
by I got you back July 18, 2009
A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.
Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"
by Boglehead February 17, 2013
The act of ducttaping a small furry woodland creature to a persons bed, covering it, and waiting for the owner of the bed to climb in, ready to sleep, or commit other acts done in the bedroom.
by Richie/Rafe/Taishi August 31, 2003
by D0D4 February 16, 2019
The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.
by B Young August 14, 2006